The Martin's got a bad rap.

Today is merging day!! We do an advent box we use to count down to Christmas. It has a piece of candy or small gifts for the kids each day. This year they will also get a piece of paper with a Scripture on it they have to go look it up in the bible. I'm so excited today also starts Christmas attire season.  Don we now are gay apparel fa la La la la la la. Now we get to the idea of the day. Red thought we gave the kids a bad "rap" yesterday. So this year he came back "Pimping" with a little flavor flav style. What better way to do it then a Song Martin style merging the two. When you read the song it is set to the beat of the popular song called "All about the Bass". Matt and I had so much fun rewriting all the lines.  I loved this idea because I think this sums us up pretty well.

Because you know
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf

Yeah, it's pretty clear, you ain't no good kids
But I can help, help
Like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that connection  that all the kids chase
And all the right friends  in all the right places

I see the TV show’s workin' that Hallmark channel
We know that crap ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got Jesus in your heart, just raise hands up
'Cause every inch of you is saved
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about Santa
She says, "kids like you need a little more pow-pow’s and less time outs."
You know we won't be no sugar coating parents
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel

Hey! I'm bringing Jesus back
Go ahead and tell them Santa freaks that
That I'm not playing. I know you think he is the reason
But I'm here to tell ya about Jesus
Every inch of him is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about Santa
She says, "kids like you need more pow- pows and less time outs."
You know we won't be no sugar coating parents
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm
All about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf, no Angel
I'm all about that Elf
'Bout that Elf8

Because you know I'm
All about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel, no Elf
I'm all about that Angel
'Bout that Angel

You know We love Jesus